Santa Gets Lap Dance at Madonna Show, Falls Off Chair

Madonna‘s on Santa’s naughty listing this yr — and whereas he regarded completely right down to experience some enjoyable smut at her live performance, it ended up costing him with an onstage fall.

The singer introduced out a Claus — traditional purple swimsuit and all — throughout Tuesday night time’s cease in D.C. for her “Celebration” tour, and it appears like they had been making an attempt to do some form of edgy lap dance sequence with him and a few of her backup dancers.

SC plopped down on a chair, ready for his treats — with Madonna standing close by to observe the choreography. When the dancer lastly mounted him … they each went tumbling.

No person was harm or something, but it surely was a lil’ embarrassing … particularly for the jolly man, who must be a lot used to of us on his lap by now.

Humorous sufficient, nobody skipped a beat within the second. The dancer who went down instantly received again to poppin’/lockin’ (even from the ground) … and Madge continued dealing with mic duties like nothing occurred — all of this whereas Saint Nick was slowly making an attempt to rise up.